As in any job, there are risks and benefits to working as an MT.
Risks may include but are not limited to:
Earbuzz: Also known simply as "the buzz." Caused by constant use of headphones at high volume to decipher indistinct doctorspeak.
Numbthumb: Caused by repetitive pounding of the space bar, for which payment may or may not be made.
Foothop: A direct effect of "what the what??" syndrome, caused by repeated tapping of the foot pedal in order to rewind the aforementioned doctorspeak.
Chairbutt: Self-explanatory.
Benefits may include but are not limited to:
Armchairdx: You can tell your neighbor and anyone else who asks what that particular color of stool means.
AccentoNoproblemo: You can understand any accent, anywhere, anytime.
GastroRobusto: Nothing makes you throw up.
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