Funny Medical Transcription Errors with Cartoons

FUNNY ERRORS WITH CARTOONS: Pakistantranscribe's implish cartoons can be printed and posted in a variety of high-impact placed in hospitals and clinical settings. Highly recommended targets are medical transcriptionist's desks, proofreaders' cafeteria and medical transcription rooms.

Cartoon#1

"The patient arrived with death sitting on her shoulder."

Cartoon#2

"Chief Complaint: Motorcycle versus tree."

Cartoon#3

"The greater trochanter was inserted in the abdomen."

Cartoon#4

"There is no swallowing of the left leg."

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"I asked Dr. O, who did her sigmoidoscopy and colonoscopy, to poke his head in and he, too, though that it did not look like a classic colon cancer."

Cartoon#6

"A baby was born in the toilet of the Emergency Department."

Cartoon#7

"The patient was examined with Dr. M under the microscope."

Cartoon#8

"The patient is breathing oxygen through nasal prawns."

Cartoon#9

"When i got into his mouth i could see why he was bleeding."

Cartoon#10

"The patient is concerned about seborrheic keratosis that she has had treated by a dermatologist on her face."

Cartoon#11

"Her weight has increased 8-10 pounds an hour for the last four years."

Cartoon#12

"The hemorrhoid got worse and finally came to the office."

Cartoon#13

"Apparently, she had a boyfriend who died approximately one month ago and at that point began drinking heavily."

Cartoon#14

"The patient's wife hit him over the head with an ironing board, which now has six stitches in it."

Cartoon#15

"He was Beconase nose spray, two sprays in each, one or two in each nose, two to three times a day."

Cartoon#16

"The infant was discharged to home with Mom in car seat."

Cartoon#17

"Chief Complaint: Spinning of head occasionally."

Cartoon#18

"B12 1 cc i am given." should be "B12 1 cc IM given."

Cartoon#19

"Has cafeterias of fall colitis." should be "Has scattered areas of folliculitis."

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Funny Medical Transcription Errors

1. The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.

2. Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

3. The skin was moist and dry.

4. Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid.

5. The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

6. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until 1989 when she got a divorce.
7. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.

8. The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.

9. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.

10. The patient lives at home with his mother, father, and pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care three times a week.

11. Bleeding started in the rectal area and continued all the way to Los Angeles.

12. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

13. She is numb from her toes down.

14. Exam of genitalia was completely negative except for the right foot.

15. While in the emergency room, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.

16. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

17. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However he took a job as a stockbroker instead.

18. Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.

19. Coming from Detroit, this man has no children.

20. Examination reveals a well-developed male lying in bed with his family in no distress.

21. Patient was alert and unresponsive.

22. When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.

23. Transcribed: 42-year-old male who was delivering girl who is at the apical factory.

Dictated : 42-year-old male who was delivering groceries at the pickle factory.