"The patient arrived with death sitting on her shoulder."
Cartoon#2
"Chief Complaint: Motorcycle versus tree."
"The greater trochanter was inserted in the abdomen."
"There is no swallowing of the left leg."
Cartoon#5 (sorry friends, pic is censored)
"I asked Dr. O, who did her sigmoidoscopy and colonoscopy, to poke his head in and he, too, though that it did not look like a classic colon cancer."
"A baby was born in the toilet of the Emergency Department."
"The patient was examined with Dr. M under the microscope."
"The patient is breathing oxygen through nasal prawns."
"When i got into his mouth i could see why he was bleeding."
"The patient is concerned about seborrheic keratosis that she has had treated by a dermatologist on her face."
"Her weight has increased 8-10 pounds an hour for the last four years."
"The hemorrhoid got worse and finally came to the office."
"Apparently, she had a boyfriend who died approximately one month ago and at that point began drinking heavily."
"The patient's wife hit him over the head with an ironing board, which now has six stitches in it."
"He was Beconase nose spray, two sprays in each, one or two in each nose, two to three times a day."
"The infant was discharged to home with Mom in car seat."
"Chief Complaint: Spinning of head occasionally."
Cartoon#18
"B12 1 cc i am given." should be "B12 1 cc IM given."
Cartoon#19
"Has cafeterias of fall colitis." should be "Has scattered areas of folliculitis."
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